Monday, December 29, 2008



You were great. Were.


Go Giants!


Posted by Culture of Truth

Saturday, December 20, 2008

GEE WALLY

BLAGO


BEAVER



posted by culture of truth

Thursday, December 18, 2008

WRIGHT


WRONG

Monday, December 15, 2008

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Saturday, December 6, 2008

Friday, November 14, 2008

Bring me teh haid of Senor El DOUCHBAG!!!



Lot's of chatter about whether holy Joe should keep his chairmanship of the Homeland Security Committee.

Let me be clear about this to the Senate Dems.

You owe us.

We blockwalked, we phonebanked and we gave until it hurt this election cycle, not just to Obama, and not just to dem candidates in our own states, but to democratic candidates all over the country.

If you are anywhere near 60 seats, you have us to thank.

It's payback time.

Lieberman wasn't just insulting Barack Obama, he was insulting all of us. We've had enough. He sucked as a chair and I don't trust him. No one trusts him. If you want to keep him in the caucus and make him chair of a subcommittee to count paper clips, knock yourself out.

But don't insult the ground troops by rewarding the asshole who did everything he could to derail the movement we worked so hard for. Don't you dare. He has no leverage and nowhere to go.

HEAD ON PLATTER!! WANT!!!

kai, thx, bai

Update: I see that Bernie Sanders has got our back. As does Senator Leahy from Vermont. Sanders makes the case exactly:
"To reward Senator Lieberman with a major committee chairmanship would be a slap in the face of millions of Americans who worked tirelessly for Barack Obama and who want to see real change in our country," Sanders in the statement sent our way by his office.

"Appointing someone to a major post who led the opposition to everything we are fighting for is not 'change we can believe in,'" Sanders continued.

Via Talking Points Memo

Another Obama voter



Probably acorn's fault. /wingnut

Wednesday, November 12, 2008



I found this and would like the credit the photographer, but do not know who it is. Whoever you are, very well done.

Friday, November 7, 2008

Tuesday, November 4, 2008


I VOTED FOR OBAMA
(New Hampshire)

I VOTED FOR OBAMA
(Maine)

I VOTED FOR OBAMA
(Massachusetts)

VOTED FOR OBAMA, THAT WE DID
(Mystic, CT)

WE VOTED FOR OOOOOOOOBAMAAAAAAA
(Vermont)

Flotilla of Obama Voters!
(Rhode Island)

This Lady Voted For Obama!!
(NY)

These Guys All Voted For Obama!!!
(New Jersey)

These Guys Would Have Voted for Obama!
(Philadelphia, PA)


VOTED FOR OBAMA! OH YEAH!

Saturday, November 1, 2008

Dick, Thy Name Was Tucker Carlson



CNN Official Transcripts:

Tucker Carlson: "I do think you're more fun on your show. Just my opinion."

Jon Stewart: "You know what's interesting, though? You're as big a dick on your show as you are on any show."


Rachel Maddow has doubled the audience for a cable news channel's 9 p.m. hour in a matter of days. Maddow has made MSNBC competitive in that time slot for the first time in a decade. The channel at that hour has an average viewership of 1.7 million since she started on Sept. 8, compared with 800,000 before.

I, for one, welcome our new liberal overlords.

Monday, October 27, 2008

Rare Footage from the Ted Stevens Trial!

Exclusive! Never before seen! One of a kind!*
Oh Noes! was able to sneak a camera into the courtroom!

Those Washington D.C. juries are tough.

*Warning: footage may be disturbing for corrupt old politicians

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Shopping Spree!


The Republican National Committee appears to have spent more than $150,000 to clothe and accessorize vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin and her family since her surprise pick by John McCain in late August.

According to financial disclosure records, the accessorizing began in early September and included bills from Saks Fifth Avenue in St. Louis and New York for a combined $49,425.74. The records also document a couple of big-time shopping trips to Neiman Marcus in Minneapolis, including one $75,062.63 spree in early September.

Saturday, October 18, 2008



McCAIN LIVES!

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Debate Wrap Up



Pretty much sums it.

h/t The Impolitic

Saturday, October 11, 2008

Thursday, October 9, 2008

Brave, Brave, Brave Saint McCain


He Didn't Attack Barack Instead
John McCain Turned His Tail and Fled

Brave, Brave, Brave, Saint McCain

Afraid to Say What He Planned to Say
He Bravely Turned and Ran Away

Brave, Brave, Brave, Saint McCain

Friday, September 26, 2008

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Thursday, September 18, 2008

Forun Polcee iz HARD!!!



Parrot: "Can U reely see Russia from UR houz?"

Palin: "Dey sed if I sed mah lines rite I wud get a cracker."

Parrot: "Doan U alredy haz a cracker? naem of Todd?"

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Saturday, September 6, 2008

DOAN tell Dobson....



what? DOAN tell me U didn't think the saem thing.

I noes U did.

Rudy Goes Over the Top?

Oh Noes! thought Rudy went over the top in his speech at the Republican Convention. But the crowd seemed like it.

Friday, September 5, 2008

Change is COMING!!



But not the way he thinks it is.

Stoopit republicans.

teh hunnymoon iz OVAH!!

Last night, McSame tried to tell teh american peeps that, "dat Bush? DOAN WANT!!"

After scratching my centaur haid in confusion, I said, "Oh! letz go to teh VIDEOTAPE!!"





I wunder if chimpy wuz saying, "I tink I jes got dumped on national teevee??"

I say no, like an old married couple with eight kids, they ain't NEVAH getting rid of each other.

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

LIAR



via Balloon Juice

I doan think I can add much moar to this.

oh wait, I can! this is the full, uncropped photo. Of Sarah and her campaign staff during her 2006 election.

Sunday, August 31, 2008

She not blind us wif sai-ennce



No global warming here, no sirreeee.

She DOAN blind us wiff sai-ennnce anytime soon, eh?

Northwest Passage, through Arctic, Opened by Thaw

Saturday, August 30, 2008

Forunn Policee Lessins....



Govner Palin sitz at teh feetsies of teh master and learns bout forrunn policee.

“She’s going to learn national security at the foot of the master for the next four years, and most doctors think that he’ll be around at least that long,” said Charlie Black, one of Mr. McCain’s top advisers, making light of concerns about Mr. McCain’s health, which Mr. McCain’s doctors reported as excellent in May.


Alaskan is McBush's Chosen One


I iz so releeeved, aren't U????

Friday, August 29, 2008

Teh War on BEARS!!!!!




McBush picks a polar-bear hating creationist for his VEEP.

What kind of an asshole hates Knut?

Thursday, August 28, 2008

The coup de grace



It's laffter that finishes them off, U noes.

I DOAN think he likes to B mocked.

Wednesday, August 27, 2008


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Are You Obama?

Sunday, August 10, 2008

John McCain's Houses

Hand-made Italian Leather Ferrgamo Shoes: $520

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Eight Luxury Homes: $24 million

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Leaving your wife and children to marry a 24 year-old heiress to a beer fortune: $100 million

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Getting a free pass from the media:
Priceless

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There are some things money can't buy.

Fortunately, John McCain isn't one of them.

For all your corporate needs, use McCain

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(h/t to the Eschatonian who suggested this)

Sunday, August 3, 2008

The McCain Campaign Explained



He's afraid he woan haz a date 4 teh prom.

Pathetic.