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Eight Luxury Homes: $24 million
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Leaving your wife and children to marry a 24 year-old heiress to a beer fortune: $100 million
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Getting a free pass from the media:
Priceless
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There are some things money can't buy.
Fortunately, John McCain isn't one of them.
For all your corporate needs, use McCain
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(h/t to the Eschatonian who suggested this)