Saturday, March 8, 2008

Hope!!



Why yes! I haz got hope!

thx 4 asking


original photo: Matt Rourke/AP

LOVEFEST!!!! oh noes!!!



Bill Clinton: John McCain and Hillary are 'very close'

I'ze sorreee. I iz confuzed. I thought we wuz sposed to nominate Hillary cause she was teh toughest?

Oh noes!! we bin had!!

H/T to Bjorn

Bigotry is kool

EATAGE!!

Friday, March 7, 2008

marshul aRtz R hard



U can haz guud luck. Riplee sez so.

Thursday, March 6, 2008

BFFs 4EVA

Cash, bitch!



Obama Campaign Raises $55 Million In February

From the article, this is remarkable:
* First Time Contributors: 385,101

* More than a third of those new online donors in February went on to engage in volunteer activity on My.BarackObama.com (planning their own offline events, making phone calls from home, joining local grassroots volunteer groups)

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Delegates... we countz dem



Obama could top Clinton by 3


Oh, Hillary, doan U crai nao. U can still B senator.

original photo: Jim Young/Reuters

More endorsements... oh noes!

AFP/Robyn Beck

Shhhh... no one tellz her- teh rethugs haz not got no supr delegates.

Blow me bitch!

AP/Ron Edmunds

Alternate caption, "No pride... I haz it"

Endorsements

Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Monday, March 3, 2008

Invisible Hopes



Because hope for change is, ya know, so unrealistic and so naive.

/ clintonite

photo: Reuters/Jessica Rinaldi

No hope



Original photo: AFP/Getty Images/Justin Sullivan

from reader ThinlyVeiled. Thx!!

he is old



Seriously, haz U ever seen two less appealing old white guys in one photo? And rly, Phil Graham? thas UR economics expert?

Get a grip. Graham wuz old news 20 years ago.

(doan U feel sorreee 4 teh photographers who haz to cover McBush? I noes I do)


photo: AP, Gerald Herbert

U R Next



Get ready, you warmonger fuck.

photo: Agence France-Presse, Emmanuel Dunand

March 4th Primaries



Sorry, I know a lot of you like her, but my irritation with her has deepened to outright loathing. At this point I'd be willing to fund a primary challenge against her.

original photo: AFP, Shannon Stapleton

Sunday, March 2, 2008