DOAN tell Dobson....

what? DOAN tell me U didn't think the saem thing.

I noes U did.

Rudy Goes Over the Top?

Oh Noes! thought Rudy went over the top in his speech at the Republican Convention. But the crowd seemed like it.

Change is COMING!!

But not the way he thinks it is.

Stoopit republicans.

teh hunnymoon iz OVAH!!

Last night, McSame tried to tell teh american peeps that, "dat Bush? DOAN WANT!!"

After scratching my centaur haid in confusion, I said, "Oh! letz go to teh VIDEOTAPE!!"





I wunder if chimpy wuz saying, "I tink I jes got dumped on national teevee??"

I say no, like an old married couple with eight kids, they ain't NEVAH getting rid of each other.

LIAR

via Balloon Juice

I doan think I can add much moar to this.

oh wait, I can! this is the full, uncropped photo. Of Sarah and her campaign staff during her 2006 election.

She not blind us wif sai-ennce

No global warming here, no sirreeee.

She DOAN blind us wiff sai-ennnce anytime soon, eh?

Northwest Passage, through Arctic, Opened by Thaw