U R powerless

ZOMG! 'nuther Obama endorzmnt!!!

Pope: America needs to be a land of hope for all

At last! we agree on something.

angels sumware R singing and strumming der harpz and stuff

ABC is teh suxxor

Really ABC, could you guys have sucked any worse? Flag lapel pins?

Teh RUMBLE in PHILLY!!

Dis debate iz stooooopid.

McCain noes teh military...

... and all 'bout teh empire.

..

McCain has.... experience

Using my super-sleuthy centaur skillz, I haz discovered sekret evidence of McCain's vast experience.



Really peeps. I iz skeered.

Oh noes!! teh pope!!! HALP!!

He is one creepy looking freak.